Couples Talk

Sometimes when 2 people get together, conflicts & bickering occurs. But, if you look at it from a different angle, it can be quite funny at times. heh.

Eg. 1

John wakes up in the morning, kisses his girlfriend Jacy on her forehead and said "you are so smelly" in an affectionate tone. And off he goes to work. Lunch time came, John went back home for lunch. He saw Jacy and she gave him a serious black face plus a couple of harsh replies. Puzzled, he asked why?

Her reply: You called me smelly early in the morning.

John's eventual mood: =/

Eg. 2

John:"You havent book the bbq pit right?"

Jacy: "ajksda dnjasmsadj dasdkosaomd" (some words john couldnt decipher as Jacy was facing the other side)

John:"huh?"

Jacy: "asdjkda asod jaosd asjidoasoi ME" (john still cant hear, only heard ME, he was thinking ME as in mumMY)

John:"ME?"

and then jacy became pissed as she thought John didnt want to help him book a bbq pit.

Lessons learnt: If you cant hear, just say, i beg your pardon.

Eg. 3

John saw this nice notebook lying around the room, flipping through it, he was thinking, "hey, maybe i can use this for workstuff". So later, he asked Jacy if she has no use for it, can he use it for his work.

Jacy got really pissed and said:" I have never heard people asking me for a notebook before" and there she rattled like a rattlesnake.


Reading such stuff maybe years down the road will probably bring some laughter to the both of them? Till next time.. Couples Talk!